Friday, September 4, 2020

Abstemious Abstinence

 A hundred words can change the world. What if someone just told the truth? Perhaps it would be for the first time. It might be a veracious act driven by an intolerable atrocity. Maybe they observed an act of courage or unconditional love that cannot be explained. What if that act was performed by someone who would normally be in complete opposition to the situation causing the act? What if a hate filled person suddenly stopped another individual filled with loathing from carrying out an atrocious affront. What if that acrimoniously loathsome person suddenly just…stopped…hating?

I am not talking about something that is improbable or even impossible. I am talking on the sudden event of someone having an epiphany and realizing that what they felt and believed in their hearts was just wrong. It is like they suddenly discover what they believe is erroneous in both emotion as well as execution while proving itself inadequate in every sense of the word.

Like that time when I was a kid and had to meet a bully after school in order settle some real or imagined slight through an act of violence. This kid had bullied me most of the fourth grade. Towards the end previous year I had a full plaster of Paris cast on my arm and would use it to act the bully myself. Once free of the contraption, I was pretty much defenseless while I regained my strength. This guy took advantage of that nearly every day. I let him because I was afraid of re-breaking the arm. Over the course of the summer, my cousin’s barbells helped me reclaim my strength and I decided to avenge my honor by beating the tar out of this creep.

We met at the appointed time and spent a ridiculous amount of time negotiating the rules before we started. Once the fight commenced, I realized that all the advantage was mine and that in a short time I would have this kid beat down to an acceptable level of capitulation where I could regain my status as class bully and reign supreme. Then I looked into his eyes.

There was nothing but fear.

I just stopped. I remembered that it sucked to be afraid, and it sucked worse when you see it in another’s eyes. I stopped and told him that I give up. He, startled at the circumstance, regained his composure, and began prancing around like the champion we both knew he was not. I lived with some more bullying from him but it stopped. I would just look him in the eye and he would recall the truth and walk away.

I think about this and wonder where that guy went that just could not stand the look of fear in another’s eyes. I wonder where it came from in me and wonder if there are not many folks out there who wish for some kind of insight or lightning bolt to hit them to stop the stupidity and disgust they are so used to displaying.

What if…

Easy Pickings

There had been an invasion. Some foreign country had placed sleeper agents in the White House who had slowly weakened our defense systems. Strategically placed clusters of Electromagnetic pulse bombs had disrupted the entire infrastructure wiping out all of our defensive capability. Telecommunication problems had forced our military to hunker down in place until word from other commands would coordinate a defense. Trains came to a stop. Airplanes sat on runways unable to take off. Navy ships lay adrift in the oceans unable to get under way. The ground attack devastated the country and foreign troops were systematically taking control of towns and cities with remarkable speed. Not, however, in more rural areas that existed mostly on their own efforts.

For the first month our town, Wolf Crossing, remained untouched. The EM Pulses had occurred many miles away which left the community unscathed and functioning. Everything remained the same as before. There were school buses roaming the streets every morning and afternoon. The movie theater changed its line-up on Tuesdays and the basketball teams from the schools all played games on the weekends. The Daily Special at Mabel’s Café still had meat loaf on Monday, Chicken and Dumplings on Wednesday and All-you-can-eat Catfish every Friday.

The Mayor was walking around shaking hands and kissing babies and his opponent in the upcoming election was busily knocking on every door in the town to campaign for his “Need for Change” platform. There were some high school kids walking around with sandwich signs for the candidate they supported while passing out red or blue balloons with the appropriate name on them. The Whole Earth Party was set up in the little park on the Town Square and was attempting to get people to commit to vote for them and plant a tree. They had a pick-up on the lawn next to them with a for sale sign on the side. They raised a ruckus when the police chief came and told them to move on because the park was city property and ordinance did not allow campaigning without a permit. They argued and tried to stage a sit-in until the lead candidate sat down and was not, being eighty years old and three hundred pounds, able to get back up. The local ambulance had to come put her on a stretcher and haul her to the hospital because her heart began to palpitate and it would not look too good for her to die while trying to get elected mayor.

In reality, due to the distance from the rest of the country, very few folks in town even had the least clue that there had been anything of real importance happening in the world outside the city limits of their small hamlet. They had no idea that there had been a major invasion from another country. Come the first of the month that all changed.

The first of the military vehicles rolled in about 8:00 AM with a detachment of infantry soldiers. They had strange uniforms and had a look about them that seemed to suggest that they were not from around there. They all spoke a sort of broken English and began spreading out around town in strategic spots. The commander of the group walked around asking for the leader of the town and the mayor came and held his hand out to shakes hands, as he had been doing all day and the entire month before. The commander took his hand and, holding it firmly, took out a pistol, and shot the mayor between the eyes. He ordered his men to drag the body to the park and leave it there.

The force of men then began to round up people and usher them into the movie theater. They went from street to street and stopped when the theater got full. They moved to the school and rounded up all the kids and made them sit in the assembly theater and the gym at the high school. This was not a difficult task overall. The town only had around six hundred residents including the kids. There were some difficulties. The police chief and his three patrol officers were all shot and deposited in the park. Then there was the elderly Post Commander of the local VFW who got shot when he came after the invaders with a German Lugar and a pineapple grenade. The grenade turned out to be a cigarette light and the German Luger fired caps. A few farmers with shotgun racks in their pickups were added to the growing pile of bodies in the park. The raiders sustained several casualties along the way before the town was properly incarcerated and the violence curtailed.

The commander had a bullhorn he used to address the adults in the theater and his second in command went to the school and gave the same speech to the kids. There would be safe and secure treatment for those who cooperated and helped the occupiers set up a defensive perimeter around the town. There would be rewards of food and privileges to those who voluntarily cooperated. There would be harsh consequences for those who did not. Up to and including being deposited, dead, at the park.

No one spoke a word. Neither did any of them volunteer nor show the least bit of interest in cooperating. There were three more deaths when the owner of the theater, the school principal, and the gym teacher acted as leader in their respective location and informed the marauders that they should go to hell. The pile of bodies in the park had reached a dozen by the time the sun set. The commander told his men to lock everyone in where they were and walked into the command tent that had been set up in the park with the dead bodies. He had the dead men moved to the edge of the park furthest from the tent and set about developing a night perimeter of men to guard things until the morning. He figured when the townsfolks got thirsty, hungry, or needed the restroom the level of collaboration would vastly increase.

He ordered his men to get Mabel’s Café open and to cook a meal for the invaders. He thought about forcing Mabel to do it, but chose to just use the café and have his men do the cooking. The food was there even if the cooperation was not. He went to the back of the tent to lie down for a while detailing for his aide to wake him when the food was ready. He lay down and went to sleep.

It was sometime later when he woke. The tent was dark except for a small kerosene lamp in the front. He stood up and found a washing station that had been set up with water, soap, and a towel for him. He cleansed himself, put on a fresh shirt, and inspected his pistol. He took it apart, cleaned it, placed a fresh clip in it, worked the slide to cock it, and let the hammer down with his thumb. He walked out of the tent with the intention of getting something to eat…maybe a steak.

Once outside he noticed that the street lights were not glowing but that it was still bright enough to see even though it was late enough for stars to be shining. He looked up and saw the largest, brightest full moon he had ever imagined. He turned to look for the bodies wondering if they had started to smell. They were not there. He walked all the way around the park and found nothing. He walked around the square finding nothing, not even his own men. He went to the theater which was to his shock and surprise, empty. He went back to the tent and tried the radio only to get nothing but static. He walked outside and found the mayor and the police chief waiting for him. They were alive and had no injuries showing where they had been shot. There was blood on their clothes, but no marks of any sign that, several hours earlier, each of these men had been shot in the face with a military issue 9mm pistol.

He reached for his sidearm and the police chief; moving faster than he could see, grabbed him, and relieved him of his gun. They proceeded to march/drag him to the high school where the rest of his men were sitting back to back on the ground and tied up at the fifty yard line. The mayor explained that he had either chose, or was ordered to invade the wrong town. Behind him walked up the remaining group of people who, also had been shot earlier that day.

The commander watched the mayor begin to shake and tremble. He started to swirl his head around and wave his arms about. The police chief and the rest of the recently dead all began to do the same thing. Their bodies grew and their clothes ripped off their chests and arms. They grew huge fangs and claws at their hands. Not werewolf like, but something much more horrifying. Something grotesque and hideous When the transformation was complete, the commander could see others flowing in from all the exits on the football field. It seemed to be the townspeople with their children. All of them looked the same as the dead men. All of them were grotesque and ghastly. There was no snarling or roaring or howling. They were all dreadfully quiet. The mayor looked back at the crowd of his neighbors, and then at the commander before shouting:

“Soup’s up!”


Tuesday, September 1, 2020

The Sudden Stop

“How did I let myself get talked into this crap?” Bobby stood at the edge of the rail and looked over to the river below. “Jesus! It is soooo freaking far down there! Please don’t make me do this! I am going to die right flipping here if you do not let me get back in the car! FOR REAL FOR REAL!!!” He stood there trembling looking at his date. He had just wanted to do something adventurous and fun. Like maybe taking a white water rafting trip, or hiking and camping in the woods or something. Not this…not this…NOT THIS!

“Oh don’t be such a baby.” The current love of his life, Pattie with an “ie” scolded him. She was, at least on the outside, just the type of woman who he would want. She answered his post on the freaking dating site and they went on a couple of dates before attempting this insanity. “You are not going to die. I mean I have done this a hundred times and it is just the most radical adrenaline rush. Only punks and babies do not find this fun.” She got up on the rail and jumped. The bungee cord made a loud cracking sound as it tightened and she let out a loud bellow that seemed unlikely for such a small girl.

Bobby let loose with his own scream because the cracking made him think that the bungee had come loose and she was plummeting to her death. This was definitely not fun and he wanted to go home. The only reason he came was because she told him that if he just came out and looked at it then he would probably hit a home run when they got back to the apartment. Maybe even a Grand Slam if he actually did it with her. Her sports metaphors for sex should have been the first sign that she was not the type for him. He always thought that badminton was altogether too much of a contact sport to play let alone intentionally plunging to your death at the end of a large rubber band. What if they measured him wrong and made the damn thing too long and he cracked his head on the rocks in the river below. Oh! Whoa is my stupid horny a-s-s!

The loud grunt that she gave out when she reached the end of the first jolting bounce came first followed immediately with what seemed like an earsplitting war cry. He ventured a peek over the edge and watched as she bounced and laughed and bellowed her delight. He stood back relieved and sat with his back to the stanchion holding the bridge up. He caught his breath and stood as they hauled her back over the side of the rail with safe, solid ground. She let them release her from the contraption holding her feet and did a victory dance like a football player in the end zone at the Super Bowl. She whooped and hollered and pumped her fists in the air. She shook he hair and laughed like an insane person. Bobby had never seen anything quite so sexy!

Finishing her revel, she grabbed Bobby by the arm and before he realized it had him secured in the boot contraption attached to the big rubber band. She told him that the guy would adjust the band to his size and his weight. He would be fine and got the guy running the contraption to confirm it. They boosted him up on the rail and he froze.

She coaxed him with promises of a night of erotic amazement. She told him that it would cure him of his Acrophobia. She told him that once the boots were on, they did not come off until after the jump. All of which meant nothing to him as he pleaded to be let down. Finally she told him to close his eyes, which already closed, and listen to her. She told him that she had been afraid of high places also and that made her feel sort of…less than. What she did was join the Army and volunteer for Airborne Jump School. She made it through and that was the last of her fear. Now she goes skydiving, bungee jumping, base jumping, and even dove off a cliff in Hawaii last year when she was on vacation. He asked her if Jump School taught her to relax and what the classes were about. She told him that she did fine until it came for her first jump from and airplane. He asked what happened. She told him that she froze in the door and would not jump. He asked her what happened then and she simply said “the Sargent put his hand on my shoulder and did this…” With that she reached up and pushed him off the bridge.

Only to discover that the guy rigging things had disassembled the rigging to make the adjustments and had not yet attached the other end of the bungee cord.

It ain't the fall...

 

The Geezer Compendia

A “Geezer,” according to the dictionary, is an “an odd or eccentric man.” It is my contention that a true “Geezer” is the sort of man that is a necessary component to modern society. When we say eccentric would it not also be acceptable to call it staunch in belief. When we say odd can it not be just as easily said that the individual looks at the world with wide open eyes. The combination gives us character, verve, resilience, fortitude, and a devil may care attitude which is easily recognizable by its defining axiom. “Leave me the fuck alone with your adolescent, dimwitted bullshit. I will do, think, or say whatever the shit I please.”

In that spirit I write, as a self-proclaimed “Geezer” and will do as long as I inhale oxygen. The stories I write have foundations in the world I see about me. They might come from a dream the night before, or something heard on the latest Star Trek film or television episode. It might come from the word of the day I receive daily that catches my eye due to the unusual spelling or outrageous pronunciations. It might be alliterative in nature as that is my favorite transcribing tool. It may come from a guy I meet in the frozen foods section of the grocery store. It may come off the internet, although most of that is inept and ridiculous to say the least. Or it may be a story about a guy meeting the devil in a Walmart book section who tries to give him the universe in exchange for his soul.

I am at a temporary impasse as to the delivering of these stories. It would be nice to earn some scarolas in the process. I’ll post this on my blog and see if I get any suggestions. It is not a major project to undertake. I have a books worth of stories already looking for a home and probably another 30 or 40 in need of a concluding word, phrase, sentence, or even writing beyond a title. Can a Geezer get an “Amen?”

Let me know what you think